Showing posts with label media. Show all posts
Showing posts with label media. Show all posts

Friday, November 04, 2011

Ad Diem and then some


Hey yaaal the more I want to write this blog the more I am drawn away on various pretexts. Moi has been thinking a lot these days on why people are so grumpy. Why shouldn’t they be I hear a lot of people say.  After extensive research or rather a lot of unsaturated thought I think it has to do with a daily habit most of us been doing for eons. It’s the simple news paper.

Who reads the news paper these days u say? Consider this the top three news papers in any region cover 100% of the people. That is a great force. When an average human gets up in the morning he is in a positive frame of mind. Ok 90% of the time you are. Bear with me here I am trying to prove a point. Now that positive frame is completely destroyed by the time he finishes reading his daily paper. Why u ask? Have u seen the latest papers. The front page and in fact most of the paper is only covering crime and violence. They (by they I mean all those media hounds who dare ask the burn victim what his favorite food is) would have you believe that the whole world id full of criminals. Take any day the front page is all blood and gore. Somebody killed somebody else. Somebody was violated, someone was robbed and u pause and think what is the world come to today and with it comes the background tone.”“Hmmm the youth of today in my day blah blah blah”

Why does the media do this why cant all this gore go on the second page or deeper inside and put some feel good stories on the front page. Then maybe the guy reading it (my apologies to the feminist crowd when I mean guy I mean everybody for me chairman means the head of the company and has nothing to do with absence or presence of facial hair so there.) will feel a little better about himself and the world in general. Hey I already get tensed and wrung at work give me some peace at least till I get there huh.
As my friend the crown prince of sarcasm would say “just stop reading then!” Ya easier said than done. They are in your face on TV on the net everywhere. And I have had it with panel discussions. What’s the point in some crazy nuts belonging to various party hues saying that parents can prevent their kids going astray and that the earth is round? Hello! Tell me something I don’t know.

But on the lighter side I follow the Kerala parliament proceedings. Real funny bunch we elected to govern us. It seems that the only reason they agree is to disagree. And what’s worse they are getting paid for it. With my hard earned money. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ok our money but its more fun in the singular. If these guys were studying in prep they would have got solid thrashings from the head but alas no such luck for us. 
Spare a thought for the Kerala police force; a thankless job I am sure it is. Everybody under the sun is ready to beat them up. (whether in uniform or not according to some voice box)). But hats off to you I have heard from a little bird that the crime solving rate is on of the highest in the world. We salute u…

For those who haven't seen a black hole here it is

Stopping my diatribe here for now….. Starting next week the search for the perfect American Chopsuey your suggestions are welcome.